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basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh)

emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

(Source: psychounder)

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for
shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain)

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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africandad:

do people even throw parties at my school or do i just never get invited

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

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